LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE INSIDE INFORMATION ABOUT GOD.

God likes to watch. He´s a prankster. Think about it.

He GIVES MAN INSTINCTS.
He gives you this extraordinary gift and what does he do?
I swear, for his own amusement, for his own private cosmic gag reel,
He SETS THE RULES IN OPOSITION.
It´s the goof of all time.

LOOK, but DON´T TOUCH.
TOUCH, but DON´T TASTE!
TASTE, but DON´T SWALLOW.

And while you´re jumping to one foot to the next,
What is he doing?

He´s laughing his sick fucking ass off!

He´s a tightass.
He´s a sadist
He´s an absentee landlord

Workship that? Never.

Obviamente, Al Pacino intepretando a John Milton, en Devil´s Advocate. Buenísimo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdam7qQMkzs